Aquamarine♥

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

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mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

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coolscar:

thewebs-fromallthe-spiders:

coolscar:

when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing

i dont get it

the other 50k people did 

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(Source: amazingpetra, via laughbitches)

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

(Source: fourwheeldevice, via m-e-n-a-c-e)

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” 

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(Source: leeeeverett, via maccasmafia)